so what do they want? some breathless sweet little girl voice?

Private Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?

At least it wasn’t Anastasia Beaverhausen

“Is there something further you wish to discuss with me? Another book, perhaps? Anything else I can write for you? Conventions I may attend?” Trendacosta nervously asked.

What makes Darksaber so bad? The answer to this question is... Kevin J. Anderson

I think they make a wormhole that lets you travel to Vega.

I would watch a YouTube channel just of Vivian Kubrick and Buzz Aldrin punching Moon Truthers in the face.

Passengers are the real issue.

Satan’s mom
Has got it going on
She’s all that I want
And I’ve waited for so long.

heh In the profile shots, right? It looks like they have giant bladed codpieces. Like, are they planning on using those as weapons on the putty patrol?

Heh. So they made a movie based on a psychological report about why they shouldn’t be sending a person alone to another planet?

Crap, I forgot to add these too:

And because I think I can win with this one based on past parties

Fuck yeah! Get some, Brienne!

As prophesized...

It’s so easy and for some reason people never do it. Then you just organize yourself again at the gate or in those benches that are usually right by the tsa lines.

Pro tip: Empty your pockets and put your belt, watch, whatever in your backpack while you’re in line, or zip it in a hoodie pocket or something and put that through the metal detector. Never have to worry about emptying your stuff in those buckets again. The rest of the line will thank you for not holding things up.