My childhood gave me a heavy bias towards all things F-14:

Best show in the world that no one has ever watched.

If “gastrointestinal problems” are the only symptoms of E.Coli, Chipotle has given it to me for years now

i’m sorry, i don’t understand the question. the answer is always yes to harry’s baby.

There has literally NEVER been a more appropriate time to post this .gif.

It doesn’t hurt that Clinton and Richards are about 19x smarter than anyone else in the room.

I can’t say how often I’ve wanted a “House Hunters” episode to end like that.

I’m rather proud of this. So she had been telling everyone about this idea and made a big production of approaching me during a family gathering and getting me to agree we needed to honor my GF (more than we already were with a picture, flowers, and a toast) and suggests the plant a tree during the ceremony idea. So I…

I’m kinda side-eyeing your brother too, tho.

In the eloquently sung words of Juvenile ‘Back That Ass Up’

Seattle fans are indeed the fucking worst—-you cannot have an intelligent conversation about the sport of football with them. They don’t know a first down from a false start but they can damn sure tell you how many decibels registered on the meter at the Clink and whine about the “piped-in crowd noise” in Kansas City.

This team is one 4-12 season away from being less relevant to the local populace than the Sounders.

How do I quit you?

The way the surrounding motorists all bail in under 7 seconds is worthy of mention.

Big badaboom!

Telly is one of the greatest film villains ever. He is relentless. There is no niceness to him, when there should be at least one glimmer of it somewhere in the film. And then there’s his voice. It’s so crude, and effective.

bzzzzzz

My favorite is Fast 5.

Yannick have you seen Furious 7 yet? The end was absolutely perfect. My wife was bawling like a kid... even after we got home. Not gonna lie, I teared up as well. Sure everything up to the end was wildly entertaining, but that ending... my body was ready, but my feels were not. :’(