I learned everything I need to know about being with a lady from The Little Mermaid. If they change the lyrics, how will the kids of today learn??

Ehh this guy is the living embodiment of ADHD insufferability.

That phrase is a fascinatingly twisted pretzel of modern political correctness colliding with cringe-inducing ignorance. Well done, Gen Z writer!

Doing the Traffic Altercation sketch live - and nailing it - was the best moment of the night. And holy shit Chloe Fineman’s hand gestures were fucking hilarious.

Defensive?? Hardly. 

When will sad little man children figure out that a cute sexy mommy girl isn’t going to fuck them, no matter how hard they pout?

It’s difficult enough to write compelling music as a band.

Writing compelling music for a show about a fake band? Forget it.

Excuse me, sir, do you really find these cliches compelling?

Mmmmmmmmmeh

Some people on social media decided to make it their CAUSE to get him the job. That’s never going to work.

ADR??

Season 1 = fun
Season 2 = meh

Alternative dispute resolution?

sproinnnnnggggg

pardon me my clicky pen just fell apart

Excellent, serve it up. 

Looks like you got plenty to share, serve em up.

wHodat?

As are all the others.

None of us will never know the truth, but when spinning out scenarios, lying about the whole thing is as valid as anything else. It’s possible the reason for this recantation could be that when she was confronted with how far to take the lie down the road, she decided to end it.

Believe all women!

(Unless it conflicts with the dominant narrative or challenges your worldview).