Nice try but you’re not gonna Gravyboat me. I’ve been Rickrolled enough to see that coming.

I love you.

Good christ is there an editor in the house?

“ For much of her career, the roles offered to Stone either involved playing the psychosexual femme fatale.”

Finger lickin good 

At least he wasn’t Trampled By Turtles. A way worse way to go.

Apparently no one at the AV Club remembers the Brothers Grimm fairy tales and all the other terrifying children’s literature that preceded, and clearly informed, the work of Walt Disney. He is not the originator, merely a perpetuator of the kind of children’s “entertainment” that is also meant to impart a strict moral…

Just like restaurants should never rent, if you don’t own the thing you make money on, find another thing to make money on, or you will be forever vulnerable.

People are complaining that the owner of intellectual property is not as cool with them using that IP to make money for themselves as they used to be? Boo effing hoo.

M&Ms missed a huge marketing opportunity when Sal fit so many into his foreskin pouch.

Yes, it’s prounounced “Nuhweppo Buhwabb Whee” just as babies do.

You either need a big fuckin peach or a tiny little dick or the numbers just don’t pencil out.

There are plenty of idiots that should die.

A regular Jeremy Irons

There’s only one bone that matters, right boys?

In real life, if you are holding a gun and shoot it and hit someone, you’re in the shit, bro.

On a movie set, where the real and valid expectation is that all prop guns are 100% safe and firing blanks, having an actual bullet leave a gun is a stunning and devastating occurrence. One that multiple people should have…

In real life, if you are holding a gun and shoot it and hit someone, you’re in the shit, bro.

On a movie set, where the real and valid expectation is that all prop guns are 100% safe and firing blanks, having an actual bullet leave a gun is a stunning and devastating occurrence. One that multiple people should have…

Is the producer required to double check the work of every person under them? Are they even qualified to do that? Do they even have the time to do that? That’s no way to run a movie set or any other operation, frankly. This is why you have hierarchies and delegation.

It makes sense for him to get sued but to be…

If your movie has XXX right in the title you better bring it.

You keep my wife’s eyebrows out your mouth!

This song, it’s pretty boring.