Let me guess, Kamil plays the wimpy, neurotic immigrant guy. Cena plays the brash meathead. They somehow have to learn to understand each other and work together even though they are FUCKING STEREOTYPES WE HAVE ALL SEEN HUNDREDS OF TIMES and who should be very familiar with this shit by now, and also too old for it.

This whole thing is dumb, and stupid.

As soon as I read “ In a series of 40+ tweets,” I thought, please do not make us read all the fucking tweets as TWEETS goddamit. #fucktwitter 

It’s the damn cassette player - will I find one that works? Will it eat the tape? Why didn’t I deal with this before it became damn near impossible??

I’ll see if I can dig it out. Then find a cassette deck. And somehow digitize it, and then upload it and hopefully not get busted!

If that Peppermint Lounge show was in 86 I made a bootleg of that show. I still have it somewhere.

“outrage breaking out” on the Internet.

least surprising thing ever.

Startrek Pew Pew

Pleasant!

Nice. Put some donkey sauce on that sick burn!

Huh. One would think that clicking on the gigantic WATCH, SKIP, BINGE images at the top would lead you directly to a list of each category. Not just make them even bigger.

High time someone punctured that bloviating gas bag.

Your mom.

On the anniversary of Elvis’s death earlier this month I tried the legendary peanut butter, bacon, honey and banana grilled sandwich. It was an abomination. I am pretty sure this is what killed Elvis, because I spent most of the day on that toilet wishing for death.

Pro tip for Adam: no gum chewing during filmed interviews. Any interviews, actually.

God I hate twitter. How am I supposed to read this shit again?!

That looks pretty tasty.

Oh god no. Not this. For decades my grandmother made lime jello “salad” for Thanksgiving. No one had the heart to tell her they didn’t like it. Some of us eventually did, but nevertheless, she persisted - because she was under the impression that my sister still “loved” it. My sister...who was too chicken to tell her…

It’s just your food saying hello, it got so lonely down below. Duh.

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