He's been declining for years, but he's always been amongst the top 7 QBs in the league because so many teams are so uncertain at that position. He hasn't been able to complete a deep pass to save his life since about 2010. They had the 3rd ranked offense last year because their line was still close to full strength…

UMass football: feel the excitement!

Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

I always love these goal clips with no commentary, just hearing the crowd roars and that sweet sound of rippling net.

Hmm, my hatred for Chelsea seems to be overwhelming my dislike of Frank Lampard.

You have to stop posting these things. Forever.

Berman: When Ray Rice entered the elevator, he swung at Janey and she went back-back-back-back-back-back-back to the wall.

So the 2nd half to Yakety Sax?

Have you ever even been close to pure, single-minded joy?

I have taken the liberty of updating your GIF. Feel the beat, Barry...feel it.

As someone who still has the bedsores on his ass from sitting on the concrete at Foxboro stadium when season tickets were readily available because Hugh Millen was 1-15 or some shit, everyone can go fuck themselves.

Last night just confirms what I told everybody for the last two years and nobody wanted to believe me:

I smoked before work, and I started selling thousands of dollars of manufacturing machinery while crushing an everything bagel with cream cheese. Works fine for me.

I think this is horrible news. It's a great show. Unless you TiVo it, probably a large percentage of Olbermann's current viewership is still at work or commuting home at that time. Who's home then — people who work from home (fine, but not a huge percentage), housemoms (probably not a huge percentage of his…

In defense of the blind draw, it's damned near impossible for either team to score if they can't see.

Why did Kanye let her finish?

However, subscriptions to Man/Ewe are still going strong in Scotland.

That slide was awful.

You guys left out the scariest part: when Schilling was standing in the waiting room on his first day of treatment and he overheard a lady say that she hadn't been to the doctor in years because she couldn't afford health insurance. But now, thanks to Obamacare, she's getting the treatment she needs. Can't say I blame…

Over the past 4 years my interest in the NFL has declined exponentially each year. I don't even know half the players on my teams. I am participating in a fantasy league I've been in for a long time and don't even know who to draft.