The silver lining behind all this is that Bostonians now know that even white people sometimes need help from a safety net.

There's a ton I don't like about MLS. But I'm still a fan of my local team.

I like them as a polo shirt, but not as a jersey. I'll be wearing my Centennial kit to any watch parties this summer, I suspect.

The cold dead stare of a lifelong Buffalo sports fan.

Ha! Women drivers! AMIRITE!11!1!

YOU MADE HIM CRY!!! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, DEADSPIN?!?! ARE...YOU...HAPPY?!?!

Holy crap that made me unbelievable sad.

Philadelphia Talk Radio Caller : [taking notes]

Torrance to Costa Mesa in 21 minutes? Talk about taking a shit in the 405's mouth.

I haven't seen that big of a dump taken on a field since the Super Bowl.

Just a little harmless fun—which will be missed dearly when we meet the stoner-philosopher of the 2022 World Cup.

Thank you! I thought I was losing my mind listening to these guys.

all these crashes and not a single dash cam video.

Well, no shit there were so many crashes. The stupid Russians only finished building half the pipe.

'Pipe Drag's Too Slow; 'Boarders Not Getting High.

Michael Sam: Distraction, media-whore, cancer to the locker room

You've just described Bleacher Report's business model.

they just pump it right from the urinals back into the Coors Light kegs. It's an endless cycle,