I'm surprised KUSI didn't find an way to conflate Superbowl weather and slamming Obamacare. That's pretty much their big issue these days.

Wife: Jake needs to be picked up at 3, the bank called about our mortgage, and those leaves aren't going to rake themselves. Will you turn off that darned ESPN?

Blessed are they who did not see Tebow play, and yet believe.

Swift's Boat Sunk: Record Scrutinized by Industry Veterans; "She Wasn't Deserving of the Honor," Says Former Band Member of Swift's.

Looks like a clip from the Zapruder film.

So they play a wildly successful outdoor game in LA, and you spend half the article talking about dead crickets from 20 years ago?

Hi! Here are some examples for you:

You know son, there's another drug you can get high on. It's called, "responsibility".

False. The best part is the masshole at the 5:31 mark giving the double barrel solute to the skydivers.

"I really don't see a problem here."

Ronaldo: [sobbing]
Ronaldo: "This means...so much..."
Ronaldo: [sobs some more]
Ronaldo: "It's...it's so, so, shiny."
Ronaldo: [bursts into tears]
Ronaldo: "I look beautiful!"

I miss these guys being my morning drinking buddies.

I love how those girls shoved their way up to the front of the camera at the end. They know how reality show careers get started.

It's sad that, in this day in age, when you see this kind of athletic performance, your first thought is that he must be using some kind of PED.