I am not interested in the excuses of men who hit women.

I just watched a phone video of a phone video on my phone.

RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

I feel terrible about my original post actually. Totally regret it. So sorry. I mean, how could I have not included Rick Pitino?

“I have no idea who the hell LPShea, Jr. is listening to, thinking he can be a pro meth dealer at this stage - he barely knows the fundamentals of the game. He needs a year or two more seasoning with me to reach his full potential.”

Fuck it, call me cynical: for a guy that’s been urged to do the dunk contest for 10+ years, I’ve never seen him do a dunk that makes me believe he’s capable of even pulling off a 9 in said contest, yet every single jam he throws down gets hyped. Yeah, it was impressive, and yes, you guys don’t do this shit as much as…

Nike Exec: Thanks for coming in today Steven.

My mom says I’m a catch.

“Hey, great win out there.”

I haven’t deleted anything. Must be the Kinja Gestapo.

Dope comment.

I think Michael Irvin is more concerned with rules on who’s holding.

“If I was a lady player, I’d go down every night on my knees and thank God that Roger Federer and Rafa Nadal were born, because they have carried this sport.”

Really??? You’d rather watch a game between two of the best teams ever than a game between two of the worst teams in the league? What an odd preference (and totally appropriate comparator).

“I stepped right into that one.”

I laughed. Then I barfed.

Not true...

The people: We expect a clean and efficient mass transit system to make our lives easier and more productive.

Nick Young shoots ... ain't nuthin' but a rim clang baby.