*Gambit breathing heavily.*

I’m a woman. Even with medium-sized boobs, the simple act of running can be painful. It makes no sense for Tifa’s big tits to be unrestrained and flopping all over the place while she’s doing martial arts and other athletic activities.

Gotta agree: the handling on this particular segment was terrible, and as much as I’m certain the hosts intended it to be a step forward for women working in the sex industry, the fact that they tried to shut Yuzuki down on several occasions (and “you sure talk a lot” is just the polite way of saying “women are…

He’s a junkie, too.

Uncle Sam is a pimp. The facts:

But so many people are standing during the National Anthem now. You mean to tell me the troops need more support? I was told if we got rid of kneeling athletes all of our troop related problems would go away.

If you have AAAAFLAAAAC, it covers damage by Goose.

It’s the end of the world... as we know it.

The best kind of PotG: Owning racist shitlords by outsmarting them.

Rule of thumb: If it’s not a touch screen yours, just keep your mitts off of it.

Obligatory:

Yea, unwashed bottles and cans was a big factor folks I spoke with cited when asked why contamination is so high. Having seen old roommates literally toss unwashed peanutbutter jars in the recycling, I believe it.

Just read about this in the Delco Times. Good story there.

Some crop species tolerate saltwater, so why not use it to irrigate them?

Good for them both. Would that we all could be in a position to do that sorta thing for people.

COUNTERPOINT

There was once a snake and some toads.  The toads asked the snake if they could cross the water on its back.

We were the same, except we put diapers on “subscribe and save.” Diapers were stolen from our porch. DIapers arrived late. Then we realized we were pretty good at predicting how long a pack of diapers or a can of formula would last, and just bought everything at Costco, a company that objectively does NOT suck.

It is pretty good to see Thor and Val back together. Plus, the hammer was a nice little touch. 

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