Which one is less likely to end with me getting raped and/or murdered?

It is indeed a Zamboni, the likes of which ran over and killed my uncle Louie, years ago, in Newfoundland, whilst he was ice fishing.

I never knew I needed a Cookie Monster Ouroboros in my life. Thank you.

I'm amazed how there hasn't been a write up yet about how Top Gear is officially canceled for EVER, for LIFE as Clarkson is gone for good THE WORLD IS OVER AS WE KNOW IT WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO WATCH NOW, FIFTH GEAR!???!!!!

hahaha

plus you can fuck in them

So Brazil is basically Chicago, but an entire nation?

Come children, its time for a story. A story about the most terrible design descision ever made. That little rolling back cover thing between the front seats behind the cup holders is the biggest piece of shit ive ever dealt with. Every car that has those eventually won't stay shut. I have an Aura that I want to cry…

They are greatly overestimating people's desire to play PS3 games on their PS4. I still have both hooked up to my main tv and I guarantee that I'm far from alone in that.

I don't necessarily have a moral opposition to zoos in general, probably from growing up in Miami with Zoo Miami, which is pretty well done. But I did also grow up around the Miami Seaquarium. The issue with Lolita is that she is obviously in too small of a pen. It is my opinion that animals like her are not really…

Everything in life is about sex. Except sex. Sex is about power.

Ha been awhile...

And your gmail account, and goggle maps, and pretty much anything else associated with them. It all feeds in together to give you a profile they can sell. They know where you are, why you are generally there, and what you are saying.

While I will agree $1500 for headphones is a bit steep, that price isn't unheard of for high end audio equipment. And since they aren't intended for gaming there's no need for surround sound. They are for music and the focus is sound quality, two channels is all that's needed. I have a pair of $600 IEM's I always…