You screwed up Torch, #4 is clearly a Magikarp, which, as we all know, is two stroke. It doesn’t become a four stroke until it evolves to a Garydos. If it’s a shiny it’s turbocharged.

Embrace the weird.

Got to drive one for my birthday one year. Best. Birthday. Ever. Actually going this weekend, will try to drive one again.

I’ve never heard of this “Jalopnik” site but there was a story on the news a while back about some jello-picnic site that was talking about cars for some reason.

So what you’re saying is, cars are the real life internet.

Lexus finally used their design language in something that makes sense and made the dang thing available in real life. Its about time. And I’m glad they finally have a RWD platform but its a shame its a six-figure car. I know, I know, engineering starts at the top and works its way down but I can’t wait to see what…

I think its the bottom around the whole car. The simple strip of chrome along the bottom of the concept looks so elegant but what they did with the bottom of the production model looks the same as everything else down to the base level rental cars. Also, the lights are ever so slightly more bloated probably to make…

I’m not getting all the hate for the damn thing. Its not breaking any molds but my dad bought a first gen Ridgeline back in ‘07 and it ended up being mine around ‘11. It had great pickup for a v6 and pulled both our boat and RV with ease. He had an element before that and liked how it drove more like a car then a…

About 2 years ago I finally had to say goodbye to my dear sweet Blazer. I only had her for about a year when I finally had to pull the plug. Bought it from a guy in Orlando and it always had issues with the cooling system. So I was always fixing something. I had replaced the water pump and radiator and all was well…

I lost my flashlight in the tubular frame of my old Ridgeline. For weeks you could hear it rolling around in there under the driver door sill whenever you hit the brakes or accelerate hard. Eventually sold it but I hope it gets old enough to rust and somebody eventually finds it. And thats not as bad as the time I…

I saw a video on here on the car culture in Japan and one guy had a chandelier in his Lamborghini and I thought to myself “I drive an xB...I have so much room for activities” and found a 6 inch chandelier online to hang from the dome lamp in the middle of the cabin. Crystals and all that would sparkle like hell when…

Holy crap, it’s in Miami. I got down to the description and was not expecting a 786 number. Is there still time to return all the Christmas gifts I bought and buy this instead?

Amen. I used to be into the whole off roading thing until it became less about who could survive the Everglades and more about who’s truck looked the flashiest at a bar on a Saturday night. Not my cup of tea.

That would just give me an excuse to finally Mad Max the crap out of my Miata. Up until now the wife hasn’t let me even though it’s basically a post apocalyptic wasteland down here anyway.

Sadly it’s just been raining for weeks here in Miami. And don't get me started on the humidity, good god.

For some reason I’ve been seeing quite a few Fiskers roaming around Miami lately and all I can think of when I see them is a smiling Baleen whale.

Good luck bud, got married this year. Its been great so far, keep us posted!!

Seriously, it’s obnoxious. Went with my mom when she went to buy a Sorento and ended up with the showroom one and in comes a bunch of kids as she is doing all the paperwork and start hopping all over the damn thing. Luckily the salesman went out and said something but hot damn was that nerve wracking.

I’m not saying this car is ugly but damn is it boring. For a company that has made some beautiful concepts, they all end up in purgatory and this is what manages to escape.

All I’m thinking is that I own a Miata and have access to sheet metal and spray paint. I feel like my wife would kill me, but on the other hand...totally worth it.