My friends suggested I include a hand-written note saying “Enjoy!”, or some similiarly cryptic message.

E-mail of the week here with a post-script to the story...so my plan was to re-tape it and leave it on his doorstep before he got home. Unfortunately neighbor got home before I could enact my plan. I saw him searching the parking lot, looking under cars, looking behind the bushes next to the building, etc. So I taped…

YEP! Tear down Wrigley, re-name it Tampax field, put up 1,000 video boards...I don’t care. I just want a front office and ownership that will make smart baseball moves. The Tribune company knew they could put a shitty product on the field and the Cubs would STILL sell out every game because of all the goofy dipshits…