You’re not wrong about Ray Lewis. He’s definitely a cut above the rest.

Y’all need some new material. Ray Lewis is a legend and whichever team he spent his career with, you’re damn right he would get a statue on the other end. The Terrence Cody shit happened well after he was let go. And marijuana is still a banned substance by the NFL. Why would they draft or continue to employ somebody…

Joe Flacco thinks the Curry 2 Low is a bit flashy.

The new field is not at all like Baltimore because it lets a bunch of black guys walk all over it and only hurts a couple of them

I read these every year, but damn, I still don’t know if Flacco is elite...

a congealing buffalo wing cemented to outgrown armpit hair

I’ll add that although I think this is rad (and adorable), what we really need is a mini-SNES, ideally one that lets you play/buy any SNES game. I’d pay good money for that.

I suppose this is the inevitable start of Tim Tebow’s political career.

I don’t mind Christianity, I don’t even particuarly mind fundimental Christianity, but I will not be lectured on morals by anyone willing to support a narcissistic, hate-filled monster like Trump.

I’m 38 and I give myself hand jobs nearly every day.

Hey, nothing wrong with an old fashioned every once in a while.

Fourteen year olds giggled. Anyone older than that is asking, “Who the hell still gives hand jobs?”

I just go into the tall grass and walk back and forth til I get what I want.

Man, I’d love to see Wilson’s Google history the day before it happened. Do you think he just read the Wikipedia articles?

Don’t sell yourself short. I had a “garbage” palate too but started to appreciate other beers. I still enjoy a Miller High Life or a Coors every now and then. You don’t have to become a “beer snob.”

Not everyone can afford (or enjoys, for that matter) drinking bitter, weed-tasting IPAs, which is why the cheap shit will always dominate the market.