I think that was The Schwab.

Counterpoint: Collinsworth is garbage.

Better choice:

If we’re lucky, Jon Gruden won’t get a companion... he, too, will disappear and I can watch one game a week without hearing anyone talk.

That dance is how it looks when Michael J. Fox tries to dress himself every morning.

I look forward to this being, inevitably, ruined by a presidential campaign.

I for one can’t wait to take my 40 year old out of shape ass to the club tonight to try this. I can’t think of anything that can go wrong. This is gonna be my best night since I learned how to Dougie. Look out ladies, here I come.

Goose Gossage just woke up in a cold sweat.

I’m pretty sure NBC just simulcasted that nationally. I couldn’t hear a whole lot of what they were saying, mostly because I spent the whole time repeatedly asking God what I had done to deserve the Flyers broadcast

If anyone had the pleasure of watching the Flyers broadcast they would know that no matter the score, the Flyers were clearly the better team. More importantly, they were getting physical because that’s just Flyers hockey man, not because they were losing their heads. WHAT DO ANY OF YOUS KNOW ABOUT REAL HOCKEY? YIZZ…

Kerr is the best part. +1

The Tennessee Titans just saved a QB from a future with the Cleveland Browns. They’re heroes.

You’d think that the same team that acquired a buttload of picks for the #2 pick (RGIII) a few years ago would know better than to make this move.

You cynical fucks can go fuck yourselves, 60 points on 50 shots is literally the perfect ending to Kobe’s career.

St. Louis has officially changed their mascot to the Caucasians, or “Caucs” for short.

A spokesman for ESPN says they’ve been flooded with calls from white people overjoyed to see a black man rooting for them.