The funny thing about this is that it’s Wisconsin complaining, since they were known (maybe they still are...who knows) for using a brand of ball that no one has ever heard of:

But is it really? Maryland doesn’t seem to be having a whole lot of trouble playing with other balls too. It seems more like an excuse to me. I would get it if they were just dominating teams, cuz that shows a noticeable difference. But they don’t have a bunch of road issues either.

2 bombers of imperial stout followed by a pizza and a milkshake. That oughta do it.

Yup, Guinness is easily the best diet-friendly beer. Lower calorie than most light beers and it feels more filling. And stronger flavored beers like IPAs take longer to finish than some crappy light beer with no flavor.

If you’re a liquor drinker, vodka tonics with diet tonic (0 calories per serving) is the way to go if you’re calorie counting.

I can totally relate to this though, as my wife and I are currently trying to cut back on the boozing. Most nights we were splitting a six pack of a high calorie IPA, sometimes more. We’ve…

Before you ever start drinking, make sure you know exactly how many you’re going to have

Jeez, ESPN, we know he’s not that good, but it’s just rude to refer to Austin Rives as equipment staff.

The NFL tests for marijuana, so instead of inhaling smoke or vapor from a plant, guys choose to put this chemical nightmare into their bodies. Drug policy across the board is broken and incentivizes behavior that leads to awful shit like this.

stale cock strokers.

What is going on with this article? It’s ridiculously hostile towards a very funny performance. Did Ricky Gervais cut you off in traffic or something?

The Roman Polanski joke was great.

Because anyone that ever drinks any alcohol is an alcoholic?

I haven’t watched the show, but the clip above was brilliant. “We know who Mel is blaming” was just one of the knives he put into MB’s side. Truly truly not getting the bile in this article, unless the rest of the show was 100% different from this clip.

It’s so far off the mark that I’m wondering if she’s joking

Fuck you. Ricky Gervais is a god send compared to all of these stale cock strokers. Maybe Anne Hathaway and Franco are more up your alley.

Mel Gibson told his wife/girlfriend to get raped by a “PACK of n*ggers.” That is NEXT LEVEL racism and yet here he is, acting like nothing happened while some people in the audience clap for him. Hollywood is a mess.

Did Gervais go on a racist tirade I’m not aware of? That’s a lot of venom towards him to just not find him funny.

“Professional fuck” is my favorite description of Ricky Gervais ever.

Yeah, if only he was as funny as Amy Schumer am I right

Fuck. Was this shit actually worth watching? I forgot RG was hosting. I get that he is very hateable, but he really has a great way of cutting down those with extreme privilege. I feel like this is a place for him to shine.