July 4, 1993

I was already 20 when Ichiro joined MLB and I think I’d thought I was years past the part of my life where a professional athlete could ever be the kind of immortal, larger-than-life figure that, say, Michael Jordan or Lawrence Taylor or Martina Navratilova had seemed to be when I was a kid. But Ichiro was—and in lots…

Hard to believe he emotionally and physically abused his wife.

THIS!!!! IS!!! GOOD!! KCUFING!!! KINJA!!!! Take your star and remember....********

+1 mentaldeteriorationthatourpresidentalsohasohGodfuckinghelpus!

On the bright side: She is of legal age and it appears to be consensual. Compared to that other in-state school this is relatively tame!

while there, I hope they pommel him until he’s horse

This is a good Flint joke.  

I’m really glad the police were able to quickly vault into action to stop this heinous act.

There has to be something in the water up in MIchigan to lead all these coaches to go after young gymnasts... 

I won’t be happy until this guy is behind uneven bars

So, naturally he shanked one right when it meant the difference.

This was especially nice following ESPN’s feature on Tyler Trent, who left hospice care to come watch Purdue in this game.

Watching Urban Meyer go through the stages of grief on the sideline, was priceless.  

A simple solution: Appoint an independent counsel to investigate the problems at Baylor. I nominate William Jefferson Clinton.