Watching this 5 hour long show, I also keep forgetting that joy exists.

At least once he directs the Harry Potter reboot, he'll be a billionaire, and you'll still be sitting in front of a computer screen, wearing last Monday's underwear and struggling to compete with your younger and more driven coworkers in the office.

Tomorrow, tomorrow…..the Oscars will still haven't finished.

Oh ok, Sam. I guess its nice to be breaking barriers. I'm not so mad anymore.

UGGGHHHHHH

He likes to try on her heels

Like the Scalia funeral, Obama was boycotting, so he sent Biden.

TRUMP STORMS THE STAGE, KNOCKS OUT BIDEN

FUCK THE WAT?

Sit down!

That first scene is really his best in the HP franchise. So delicious, terrifying and enthralling.

official non-apology

They would have gotten along just fine, so I'm not mad that Amy won, and I don't think Nina would be either.

Is it me, or are the musical pieces chosen especially obnoxious

With frosting?

A week ago

Who?

In her defense, it was definitely one of the whitest.

These glasses are slaying me

Is that a euphemism for the aforementioned?