So Harry (and Hermione, I think) are evil? They both used the Imperius Curse while they were trying to destroy horcruxes. And is Professor X evil?

Good looks and a famous sibling?

*flicks booger away*

It sounds like you didn't really need convincing anyway.

Apart from Cookie handing out actual cookies after she won and walked up to the stage, no.

The terrible, cringeworthy presenter banter took up 90 percent of the show. Next time just play clips of nominees for fuck's sake.

Don't you dare throw shade at the book—it was even better than the movie.

YOU TELL EM BOY!

OK, confession: the Martian was hilarious at several moments so I ain't even mad, you guys need to chill.

estrogen?

You just basically described Frank

OMGGGG the cookie!!!!! Yas bitch, i ain't even mad!

Mmm how u doin' Cap?

Username/comment synergy.

Her falling off a cliff?

No, but she was his beard, once upon a time.

If only that was the premise of a movie staring Fassbender.

Shoot me?

And most of the men.

Ryan Gosling and Brad Pitt together, Jesus Christ whew. Wait why does Ryan look older than Brad? What money can buy…