This would have been a much better end if it involved helicopters and a shoot out. But this isn’t Florida....maybe next time Canada

Probably felt hung over and wet

In unrelated news Hunter Pence has been arrested for a series of B&E’s a few years ago, and will not be traveling with the team.

Who's says the blisters on his hand aren't related to the groin? Someone needs to introduce him to lotion.

It was her killer instincts that drove her high school athletic success.

Panthers trainer:

As a Bears fan I approve of this trade. Who needs a first round pick anyways hahaha

It's like your not even trying. I award you zero points and may God have mercy on your soul.

Tebow prayed for an opportunity and Bridgewater’s leg almost fell off. Don't cross Tebow.

Poor pitcher just wanted to get Eaton out...