Okay, which religions are antivax?

Are we really down with the sort of warped and archaic conception of “fatherhood” that polices a quarter-century-old daughter’s body, and further attempts to mitigate “the harm” of perfectly reasonable behavior with the idea that marriage is forthcoming?

“What’s going on in her personal life is none of our damn business”

I hope she regains her health.

Keep punching up until you reach the peak.

It makes him sound petty and small, both in this swipe at Gadsby and his “I’ll only meet with you if you meet all of my demands” bullshit.

So I was not happy with Dave’s words in his special... but I also wasn’t calling for his show to be canceled. Then Ted Sarandos decided to open his smug fucking mouth and start making declaratives about what is and isn’t hurtful for everyone, so I canceled my Netflix subscription and cited Ted’s comments.

Yeah, when one half of a split is silent and the other is out there talking trash about them and taking effort to show off their new partner and how great they are, I usually assume the noisy half is the asshole. She’s giving me severe ‘show my ex how wrong they were’ vibes right now.

I’m pretty well over the song, but his cover of Mad World with Haley Reinhart is pretty good too. Their little dance halfway through is awesome.

I highly recommend his version of Royals with Postmodern Jukebox.

I planned ahead when I went last Saturday to eat while remaining quiet. I brought in a 32 oz. ziploc of applesauce and a thermos of room temperature vanilla pudding.

I saw a review (possibly out of SXSW) where the reviewer said that the quietness of the movie made every noise in a theater (coughing, eating popcorn, etc.) almost deafening.

Whitney, it’s “all of A sudden.” Seriously, when have you ever read it with “the” like that?

Uh, you don’t “beat diabetes” with fitness. It can help you maintain blood sugar control, but Jonas will be diabetic til he dies or a cure is found.

My boss’s husband got a grant from JK Rowling’s charity (he does stuff with brains of oprhans but in a good way.)

I love Jessica Williams on 2 Dope Queens. My boss has glared at me more than once for laughing a bit too loud/out of nowhere because of that podcast.

Isn’t this the plot of My Crazy Ex-Girlfriend?

Up until the point where it worked out, this sounded eerily similar to all those friendzone stories that we all say are so sad and pathetic.

Brian later told me that it took dating a few other people to realize how badly he got treated by them, and how I was the one he always went to.