but they let him touch an orb, so who gives a shit?

You’ll want a former chef rather than one that is still in the industry. When they come home after 12-16 hour shift, they will drop all pretense for something comforting. This includes things like instant ramen, cereal, and fast food. It is only on their day off when they will have the time and energy to actually make…

Movies and tv have led me to believe that all chefs are type-A assholes or rodents. It kind of ruins the fantasy.

I dunno, I’ve known a couple chefs, and they basically never cooked when they weren’t at work. Like, maybe a grilled cheese. They also tend to regularly use interesting illegal drugs, which I am fine with, but wouldn’t marry.

Bah. I would rather marry a chef. Damn I would love a chef like they’ve never been loved before. I’d leave them weak in the knees (and everywhere else) all for the access to sweet, sweet gourmet cooking.

Uhhh... how did he still have a job as a movie reviewer after that Emma Watson comment???

Well, just cry me the Charles, then.

Yeah, they’re cute and all, but actual cake is so much tastier, as is pie.

CUPCAKES ARE OVERRATED! There I said it!

Interesting. Been working on an adjustable-size Snowglobe Hat concept recently. Will be sure to trademark it as soon as I manage to remove it.

60% of the amazon reviews give it five stars, and the author is a Hugo Award nominee. Only $2.99. 10/10 would not actually read but would pretend I did.

her husband looks like his new wife definitely married him for money. (perhaps that’s unkind, but disgustingly ostentatiously rich people piss me off.)

I think it’s their insistence on wearing black liquid liner on the bottom lash line! When you’re fair and don’t have very large eyes, it looks terrible and is so aging.

I think it’s because they’re all so skinny? Subcutaneous fat is one of the first things to go as we age, and with 3% body fat, there’s nothing there to plump up their skin. My understanding is that this is why so many mega rich and rail thin women in LA have fillers out the wazoo.

I actually kind of like Pippa’s dress. I wish the sleeves were longer though. On another note, everyone looks sooooo old. Jeez. There isn’t much sun in England and none of these people work hard so I don’t know why everyone looks 10 years older than their real age.

Me, I’m partial to someone with a keen understanding of how our government functions and prior experience, but I’ve always been an odd duck.

The wedding is probably Scottish themed because the groom’s dad bought a fake Scottish title that the family is very proud of.

I’ve lived many lives. (And listen to a lot of Belle & Sebastian, okay?)

I’d like to see some data on the heights of respondents vs the amounts people were willing to pay. The people I know who are most adamant and aggressive about reclining their seats tend to be 5'6" or shorter. If you feel the need to recline, go for it, but please do it gently and don’t aggressively move it back and…

I’m even fine with that... I think. I mean, that Tim Allen show got cancelled, and there is so many mole people shows one person can watch.