I’m sure Jared will smooth this over, no problem.

I have fibro and in my pre-car days, good-public-transport days (like 2 months ago) there were times when I was so tired or sore or light-headed or nauseated it would have made a huge difference if I could have sat down. But because I have an invisible disability (or people look at me and assume “lazy fattie”) I never…

What is that on the pram above the rosettes? Because from here, it looks like she cut out pictures of her and Donny’s heads from a magazine and pasted them on as extra decoration. Which seems about right.

No, the difference in density and temperature makes it really odd. There’s a reason it’s not commonly done.

For people who like podcasts I recommend today’s episode of Pod Save America. They do a good job of going over why the comey firing is scary, not just as an abuse of power but for our republic.

Who has ice cream with chocolate cream pie? Ice cream on pie is for double crust pies, usually fruit filled. So bizarre.

Pence only eats Mother’s pie.

I am zero percent surprised that Pence opts for a fruit plate instead of pie, aka the Devil’s dessert.

Who is this nobody? There is only one true host of House Hunters and her name is SUZANNE WHANG.

For a person born into wealth, he’s so nouveau.

I don’t know why I clicked on this post. I guess I’m a glutton for punishment. 

It almost looks too small to be a geoduck. Those suckers are huge and girthy.

Madonna was terrible in Evita. They eviscerated the score to suit her limited vocal talents. She had no business anywhere near that film.

if you are #TeamMadge on this one, please show yourself right now so the rest of us can easily identify and avoid the wrong opinion-havers.

Ok, I love you Kara, but as a federal criminal attorney, I just want to point out a couple of things that drive me nuts about this reporting. You repeatedly mention that she is on “probation” or “prohibition.” Prohibition is definitely not a thing, but probation is not correct either. She is currently on supervised…

Omg he is an adorable asshole who is going to be bigger than I wanted, lol. My friend who looks in on him while I’m at work just sent that picture, which is of his ripped-up dog bed. And she also said he is almost able to hop the gate I installed to keep him from eating my apartment.

This is peak Jezebel.

Boob sweat. So much of it.

Are latex clothes usually lined with something else? I can’t imagine wearing latex; it seems like it would be so uncomfortable! That dress does look awesome, though.