Are you implying he’s not very Bright?

Actual Owen Labrie picture below. Not a pic of a palatable tv nerd.

Helpful hint! Write them on the back of a cockroach.

We already did and it caused endless arguments.

... and I’ve ridden the horse and camel.

I somehow read the headline as ‘husband sends letter to wife and daughter wishing they had been on board’ after it sunk.

I just don’t find this that interesting. Of course lots of people sent letters like this, why wouldn’t they? They didn’t know what was going to happen.

damnit claire now i want brownies. im stuck at work. i cant bake here!

She’s the allergic to crunchy woman. Omg.

When two dumpsters are on fire in a forest, does anyone hear them? Does anyone care?

purported ignorance in her analysis.

Weird, I thought being rude and ignorant was a selling point for a conservative media personality.

She is only claiming he is a nice guy because he hasn’t been captured yet. He is still a threat to everyone and putting the blame on her. If she condemns him in any kind of way it could make the situation worse for other innocent people. She is trying not to set him off further.

I hate to break it to her, but Steve really is not a nice guy.

“Steve really is a nice guy... he is generous with everyone he knows. He was kind and loving to me and my children.”

Reeses are also amazing in smores in place of plain chocolate. OMG drooling thinking about it.

^This.

Librarians are not to be fucked with! They will school you!

They should probably be buried alive.

Try would no longer be my friend.