30000% here for how weird Noel is going to make things.

I will only be happy about this if Noel Fielding does a whole episode as Old Gregg.

YALL BETTER NOT BE IN HERE TALKING SHIT ABOUT NOEL FIELDING

Marilyn Manson wishes he was Noel Fielding.

I love the bizarre choice of including Noel Fielding. It’s like if Steven Wright became a judge on Chopped. Actually...never mind, that would be amazing.

why do I kinda love this? Noel Fielding looks like the cybergoth son that this family has chosen to accept 

It was a tasteful bombing. Sixty would have been gauche.

Fuuuuuuuuck. His word vomit is so painful to even read. Guys... it hasn’t even been 3 months.

Look, it doesn’t matter who I killed, just that you remember I killed them bestly.

Obama was the BEST interacting with kids.

I don’t see Trump, himself, doing this. (He’ll be off in Florida this weekend. It’s a safe bet. He doesn’t like children.) I am guessing he will hand this over to Ivanka. She and her husband will be the ones on the lawn much to their chagrin. (No one in that family seems like a kid person.) It will practically be the…

It’s true. It happens with age. I have only two toes left. Smithers keeps them for me in a box.

My pinky toes became so “hammered” from decades of race-walking that I was walking on the SIDE of my toes. I couldn’t wear shoes with out pain, so i had the toenails permanently removed.

I really didn’t need to consider the state of Barbara Bush’s feet. Not now, not ever.

wait ... WTF? digits just start dropping off with age? Fucking hair grows out places you’d never think but fingers & toes just drop off? Fuck old age ...

I understand, but I just don’t care.

Is this a rule though? I feel like it is irresponsible to get police enforcement involved when the man paid for his ticket and had every right to be there. It wasn’t his fault that United overbooked.

This is absolutely no comment on how I feel about how United handled that girl but Holy False Equivalency, Batman.