Being a man is very simple. Do you identify as a man? Cool, then whatever you’re doing is man-stuff by definition. Wanting romance instead of casual sex? Totally manly.

CONFUSED NERD: A while ago over in the Deadspin Funbag someone asked what would be the most woman-repelling hobby imaginable. His guess was model trains, which I think is a strong contender, but my answer was “any of them if you can’t enjoy them in moderation.”

I understand the reasoning, but I can’t shake the feeling that boycotting Walmart is a luxury that is only afforded the wealthy.

“I did it for the economy. We needed a change.”

as a trained allergist, you’d think he’d spend a little less time on the senate floor and a little more time trying to figure out why women’s reproductive rights make him so sick.

Yep, women just aren’t trying hard enough. You nailed it.

Remember, these numbers are for people in the same positions and at the same education and experience level. These statistics have been controlled for, the only defining characteristic is gender.

no you’re not very smart, reverend. you couldn’t even get the date of the end of the world correct.

I’m not a smart man, but I figure I can guess the skin tone of each one of those people.

“An analysis by NPR found that between 2007 and 2015, 693 US citizens were detained in jails illegally at the request of immigration agents, and 818 citizens were held in detention centers.”

I’m just going to let AV Club speak for me here:

Because not matter how big of an asshole you are, as long as you are a cis man your fellow penis havers will do their best to lift you up out of the cesspool you’ve made of your life? Just thinking out loud here....

WAIT

It also means he got drunk once and cheated on his wife.

I think the fact that none of these conservative male fuckwits have any women they think of as just friends speaks VOLUMES for their disdain for women as people. Because obviously for them, if a woman isn’t for fucking or marrying or knocking up, there’s just no reason to interact with her or care about her at all is…

The comments on that Matt Walsh post made me fucking crazy last night.

You see why nobody in the cast likes her. She comes off as a hate filled crazy person.

Wow. I’m a little embarrassed for her.

I did a dramatic reading of this at work for my co-workers and got on the floor and did this: