WTF you talking about? That’s been a feature since 1987.

Still no word on an American Girl Doll that you can voodoo transfer your murderous soul into, though.

Oh great, we get to rely on Chaffetz - the Shkreli of Congress - to lead the charge to conduct an investigation and potential punishment.

nothing is going to happen to her, like not a damn thing

He’s a four on a good day, if you never had to hear him speak, or knew a thing about him.

I think all of these Trump jackboots are actually living in a Bioware video game reality where one’s moral choices affect their physical appearance. In this case, evil manifests in premature aging, sunken eyes, pebbled, pale or ashen skin, etc. See also, e.g., Kellyanne Conway, Steve Bannon, Sean Spicer.

Because Trudeau isn’t a meat suit being worn by a demon.

He is a pasty motherfucker.

It’s the old “at 45 you get the face you deserve” phenomenon. All the moisturizer in the world can’t disguise Evil.

Having your soul forcibly removed and replaced with pure greed adds years to the appearance.

It’s our colder climate. Just like how stuff in your fridge lasts longer.

I think that’s what happens when you realize you’ve sold your soul to the Devil and that you don’t get to come back from it.

Ryan’s too thin, maybe? Not that Trudeau is in anyway heavy, but an extra 5 pounds goes a long way to filling out the face and making it look more youthful when you get older.

I’m pretty sure all but the most genetically blessed would look like garbage next to Justin Trudeau.

As a currently pregnant person, I’d like to tell this man to fuck the fuck off with his host bullshit. I wanted this baby and pregnancy is miserable as FUCK. This isn’t hosting, this is being bled fucking dry by a goddamned alien (if you’re reading this in the future, little dude, just know that I mean every fucking…

Man, I am also so sick and tired of these people acting like unplanned pregnancy only happens because the woman was a big ol’ irresponsible dumb dumb who just didn’t feel like using birth control. Unprotected sex happens for SO many reasons. Sometimes one or more parties are drunk. Sometimes you forget to take the…

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

So it used to just be the wedding party after the actual wedding rehearsal would eat dinner together and the bride and groom would maybe give them little gifts for standing up with them. But it seems to have ballooned into a dinner for all guests the night before the wedding. It makes sense if you have lots of people…

This is so deliciously good.