I Feel like this gif will not be not applicable anytime soon

“But in these situations — as anybody out on the street, any husband and wife know — driving to the hospital, sometimes that baby comes out.”

Am I missing something?

Dr. Oz gives him a run for his money, though. Not to mention Eckart Tolle or the lady who wrote The Secret, who had less staying power but were somehow even dumber. There are a lot of things to admire about Oprah, but her love of facile pseudo science is not one of them

St. Louis is the Midwest, not the south. That doesn’t mean we’re not full of racists but it’s inaccurate geographically to describe this city as southern.

Lay off me! I was already drunk when I left the NYC screening, and wasn’t ABOUT to fly from JFK to AUS sober!

I don’t want to call attention to it but it’s in JeffCo. No surprise I’m sure.

Cultural etiquette 102:

Truth. My mother teaches in a STL burb and for spirit week they scheduled a red, white, and blue day. Never occurred to her that kids would show up with full on confederate flag outfits. And the thing is, they don’t see it as racist. Thank goodness her admin had sense enough to send those kids home.

That’s East St. Louis. It’s across the river in Illinois. Unless you are headed to the strip clubs there aren’t many reasons to go there.

Yes, but they were in AMERICA. In America, we clamp down on your hand like a vice, stare directly into your eyes as a display of dominance and shake until a little bit of poop falls out.

guys... working! if there is one thing to know about anastasia steele, it’s that she loves working

I find Jamie Dornan outrageously gorgeous. I was introduced to him in The Fall and felt super weird about how attracted I was to a serial killer.

Eat all the dicks, please.

Okay but can we keep some of the Revolutionary War era cosplay? That way we can attract the Hamilton stans and also I personally like tricorn hats.

Every damn day he does something to remind me of Yeats’ The Second Coming:

Yesterday, when Jake Tapper asked Kellyanne Con(way) why Dipshit Donald hasn’t tweeted on the white terrorist in Quebec, she responded that he doesn’t tweet about everything. Then today we get this FFS.

“always pushing me to do the right thing”

I love his assertion that her being ‘a great person’ (citation needed) has any bearing on Nordstrom carrying her line. They cut it because it didn’t sell, and Nordstrom is a business, it wouldn’t matter if it was Mother Teresa’s line.