When I was 19 years of age, the sexual proclivities of young people wasn’t anything, anything like I see today.

aw :( that’s sad for you.

If it’s any consolation, I do believe plenty of planned for pregnancies also turn into disaffected teens who shop at Hot Topic.

I heard something on NPR this morning about how the current troubles may have saved classical journalism: subscriptions to all the big papers are way up since the election.

Not only could they sue him, under NY law, it would qualify as “defamatory per se,” since an accusation that a newspaper is fabricating news is damaging to its business reputation on its very face. So the Times would not have to prove actual damages.

Not if someone steals your heart because they are a thief.

So, I have a sinus infection, I’m on day 2 of ye olde moon tymes, and I’m eating a cup of noodles at my desk.

Suddenly, I feel a lot less embarrassed by every embarrassing thing I’ve ever done.

What a grim goal. Like aspiring to be the next “Gigli”, or the next, “E.coli”.

Let’s be real: does Donald Trump know Frederick Douglas isn’t the peanut butter guy?

i sent a similar group text. no response.

I’ve been looking at it for a minute trying to decide if it’s all just a joke and was totally suppose to be that awkward. Awkward family photos are basically an art form at this point.

TWINS

Good for them, babies are great. That photo, though....that’s pretty fucking awkward.

What are the odds that he could name five more black people, living or deceased?

Remember how Lyudmila Putina just sort of gradually was seen less and less at official functions, and then not at all, and then a couple years passed and suddenly she was no longer Putin’s wife? I don’t know why I just thought of that.

I believe it. But secretly, I’m hoping she never has to decide, because I’m hoping he’ll be out of the White House before the end of the school year.

dear wealthy white town,

Trump is Commander in Chief? Trump approved the raid?