Not going to lie. I still love Kuffs.

Pump up the Volume is, like, my favorite movie.

That said, outbound plane tickets from DCA, BWI, and IAD are sold out.

wtf is a dress shop? when in the fuck did i happen upon 1917?

Why would all of the celebrities coming to DC purchase their dresses in the city? I mean, most of them probably live in places like NYC and LA; wouldn’t they purchase their dresses in their hometowns, and then bring them to DC? Some many questions....

I’m embarrassed for myself for having watched that speech.

Courtney B. Vance would have just called them Doctors Without Borders.

Oh Tom. You had so much potential in the first Thor movie. And now look. You’ve become a parody of yourself. Tsk tsk. My bits are sad today as they once longed for you.

FDR didn’t promise to do those things *before* he was elected. Trump did. He literally said he would put muslims into interment camps. People asked him how that was different than japanese americans in WWII and his answer was “You tell me!”....

*high-pitched screaming*

uughhhh this is worse than the OP imo

Man, they’re going to kickass at Motherboy this year!

Eggplant goes in the front peach!

But sometimes it goes in the back peach.

I haven’t asked my wife’s friend and presumably never will (“So, tell me in detail about the time your ex-husband stuck it in your ass by accident and you passed out!”), but I’m guessing that it got far enough in there that he did some damage.

clearly a number of heterosexual people also do not understand this subject

Well when and a man, and a woman love each other very much (or are drunk/horny/bored/(insert modifier)) they hug in a special way.

I don’t think it could happen where it continued on but I’ve definitely had it happen accidentally where things slipped. But it’s very quickly been a “NOPE THATS MY BUTT STOP RIGHT THERE” thing that was rectified (heh) quickly.

I don’t think I understand the mechanics of heterosexual sex.

i voted for remove me from this conversation, as i didnt want my experience to taint the discussion.

Maybe MAYBE it’s possible that you’re having drunk sex with your girlfriend and while your going at it normally on one of the thrusts your dick comes out and then hit her butt but you don’t know cuz you’re just chugging along and shit now she’s crying and ok it’s honey I’m sorry I didn’t mean to I didn’t even know I…