This was absolutely horrific and I’m glad they are being charged.

I know it doesn’t that was my point. Often people trot out the whole “but he’s allowed to say whatever he wants” and, yes that’s true. But... well, I’ll let xkcd explain it, Randall Munroe is wittier than I am.

I understand “that’s not her brand.” My point is that her brand sucks.

I buy a baked potato a drink at the bar, give it my phone number, but never reply when it calls or texts!

InstantPot isn’t a brand-name its a fucking lifestyle bro.

Megyn Kelly is still a villain and a despicable human being.

She is afraid public will learn Brad is not the father of any of her children. - Maury

Specifically, it’s good that she’s suing.

Let me put it to you this way. Pentatonix is like if Mannheim Steamroller and ABBA got together and made not-very-bright babies.

Performing for Trump’s inauguration is absolutely seen as an endorsement of Trump and the way he talks about and treats women. Trump himself will say as much when they show up and perform. Remember, they are being coerced into performing for a narcissist who thinks everything is about him.

Have you tried having 5 people chant your spell through autotune?

we are now boarding the passengers seated in the no class section of our fight.

People who regularly fly Delta: why?

Yeah, this stuck out for me, too. Especially “wiping away toilet grime a matter of practice”.

my what?

I read way too many of these (up until “foxhead garlands”) before realizing this was satire.

For one second, I thought mandatory Crocs was an actual thing. We’re sure it isn’t, right?

I dunno there’s definitely a spectrum. Some are nicer to look at than others. I tell my husband he has a pretty penis all the time, to which he calls me a weirdo and we move on.  

...thought it’d be longer...

“These rules are up for debate and a vote when Congress resumes on January 3.”