Times is hard for Katherine Heigl

That girl doesn’t look like anybody. Hell, she doesn’t even look like herself, she’s that blank.

Anderson and Bobby Finger. I ship it.

Hot take: Andy Cohen is about as appealing as a picnic at the needle exchange.

You don’t have to get money from the Vanderbilts—who, yes, more or less threw their fortune away—for it to be interesting that you’re a Vanderbilt.

Could also be because Andy Cohen is a thirsty and obnoxious fame-whore!

My grandma successfully ignored her lung cancer and certainly didn’t die from it in 1988.

But liberals are smug and condescending when they point out these people are idiotic fucknuts.

“That’s been around forever. If you keep reporting on it, it’s going to grow like a cancer,” Paula said. “If you forget about it, it’s probably going to go away. The media has to hop on everything and it’s wrong.”

People are whispering about Katy Perry being pregnant because Orlando Bloom rubbed her belly at a big event

Two of my friends in college got scurvy. Like, really guys?

They just need a new name, other than pro-life. How about alt-life?

Mercury poisoning really could explain a lot about Ms. Carey.

But I need as many opportunities as possible to wear my Wreath Witherspoon wreath dress!

That drives me insane, the people who yell the loudest about respecting the flag, know the least about what that actually entails, including not wearing that ugly shirt Janet!

I can’t help but believe that he intends to do all of it and more.

You should also probably mention that besides the 1st Amendment issue regarding the flag, Title 4 of the USC Code, Chapter 1, Paragraph 8, section k states: “The flag, when it is in such condition that it is no longer a fitting emblem for display, should be destroyed in a dignified way, preferably by burning.”

CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT HOW SOOKIE IS TOTALLY THE VEGETABLE CULT LEADER?!?!

I am HERE FOR THIS. TEAM LOGAN FOREVER.

I sort of got the impression that it wasn’t really something he chose/wanted. Like Odette totally wouldn’t have happened without Rory being stupid.