Yes.

The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem, which she never will.

Jon Hamm had a drinking problem at the time and has sought help for it. Kathy Griffin does not appear to have sought help for being unfunny.

I feel like a drunk Jon Hamm whispering to Kathy Griffin “you’re sooo old” would make me laugh so hard I’d pass out. In fact, if he whispered it to me drunkenly I think I’d throw up from laughing. Something about picturing that seen is really hitting me funny.

We have a psychopath for president-elect who is attempting (as a good psychologist friend of mine put it) to gaslight the whole country.

Words. Mean. Nothing. Anymore.

i tried, and then i realized everything is already fucked.

The tough thing is that I want to indicate agreement with something like “Introduce an infrastructure package to modernize our country”. We do need an infrastructure overhaul, and it will distract him from all of the other shitty stuff he wants to do. But in Donald world, that proposal is probably code for “Handout a…

“But if Donald Trump can help her heal, then perhaps that is a good thing.

This is a distraction.

That imperative “APOLOGIZE!” and the end of Drumpf’s tweet just makes me want to scream: “FUCK YOU YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD!” then slam the door to my bedroom.

I’ve been a bit surprised by the reaction to Doctor Phil. Like, this was the final straw? When did people hear about Dr. Phil? Yesterday? He’s been a piece of shit for a long, long time. Whatever other gifts she has, Oprah has consistently shown herself to be a fairly poor judge of character.

To be fair, they’ve always been pretty shady.

I explained shade to my parents and my dad said: “There’s a word for what your mom does?” He now rejoices in pointing out shade where he finds it. He’s extremely accurate.

I didn’t think the CIA had it in them to be so salty. Bless.

My husband used the word shade around his parents, so I felt the need to give a 10-minute explanation of the word, its origin, and correct usage— specifically throwing shade vs. a read. Near minute nine I realized I misjudged my audience and no one cared. I still finished strong and feel like I made the world a better…

I don’t know about as a pop star, but as an actress she’s fine. She’s been in some pretty bland, pedestrian movies that were always going to be pretty bland and pedestrian but she’s done a good job in her roles.

“...she spent six months among high school students...”

Submission quality erosion is no joke. The questions I get from the Esquire audience are so dull, honestly. (I have such a huge backlog from Hairpin/Jez/Deadspin that it’s not a problem in terms of the quality of the column, other than just being depressing, but what these days isn’t?)

I think that is very, very low on her list of priorities.