Live near a Costco? I saw some at mine last week and was very, very excited.

Only after she’s eaten half of it.

Mix up some cookie dough, put it in a mini muffin pan and bake, unwrap a bunch of mini Reese’s, and when the cookies come out of the oven, push a cup into each cookie. Eat while melty. Have mouth orgasm.

I heard this story from a stage manager once: She was working on a play that was very low energy, and there was a twenty minute monologue in the middle of it. Every person in the booth fell asleep during it one night, and the stage manager startled awake right before the next lighting cue needed to be called. The…

They shrivel up and blow away in the wind as you age because your foot widens and you don’t need them for balance anymore.

I can’t help but think of November’s This American Life episode on Hillary Clinton.

Made me simultaneously hungry and repulsed at every elaborate dinner scene.

The look on her face at 0:53 is perfect. Like, you’re such a fucking infant at these things. When I first saw this, it pissed me off to no end that he wouldn’t even look at her. What an absolute cockwomble.

Richard and Noel make THE BEST team on The Big Fat Quiz.

Whenever I see a food article in my Lifehacker RSS feed, I check to see if Claire wrote it, and if so, I’m clicking. This article is 100% pertinent to my curiosity.

I can’t wait until Jason Katims’s new show starts so I can fill the Parenthood/Friday Night Lights void.

This is exactly why I like to watch tear-jerker TV shows. Unfortunately This is Us doesn’t really bring me to tears since I’m too busy fuming over the sister’s lack of a story line beyond Waa, I’m fat.

How is Ryan only 2 years older than Trudeau and he looks like death? Maybe it’s the lighting, but he looks ashen in those standing photos.

It took me several minutes and reading the rest of the comment thread to be able to tell if that was really Melania or Laura Benanti doing her Colbert Melania.

He read Lean In.

The only thing they know about Planned Parenthood is that there’s a Dunkin Donuts next to the one they protest outside of?

I’m totally with that reporter from BBC News. Isn’t England one of those countries that refuses to allow assholes into the country? Like Chris Brown can’t play a concert there because he’s into domestic violence?

Accents and access to foreign citizenship? Can it get any better?

He has the Emmy. The final thing he needs is the Oscar.