It’s gotta be 4 years of Bible study groups, right? Also, if Ethan’s blog is any indication, How to Write in Word Soup is core curriculum.

A friend tried to set me up with a guy who’d just graduated from Moody. We were already on a group outing with the dude when she told me, so I had to figure out how to convey, “What about me indicates I would be interested in someone who went to Bible college?” using only facial expressions. It was rough.

I just watch the “No, Mommy! No, Mommy, no!” part over and over again.

The Staircase is brilliant. I completely changed my mind about whether or not he did it. I need to watch it again.

Plus he’s wearing Nestor Carbonell’s eyeliner.

I feel like our lives would be too different. I mean, for me every night is a Boyz II Men and fries kinda night, but for her it’s unique enough to warrant a tweet.

You’re right. Hating myself and feeling ashamed are appropriate and contribute in no way to my weight.

Lightsabers? Are they holding lightsabers?

“Coot coot” and “prune shoot” got me, too. She’s the best.

Well, she was with Justin Timberlake, so it was clearly a hard decision. She just didn’t make the choice I would have.

Oscar Isaac is so delicious. Inside Llewyn Davis is the only movie about a depressing asshole that made my ovaries explode.

Same here. I was about to post this exact question. I don’t know from hate-fucking.

I KNOW! It’s worth it to get this deck of discount cards. They’re for some great restaurants, and if one of the restaurants closes during the year in which the discounts are valid, they replace the card for free. Go to 3 restaurants and you’ve made your money back. And you can give a few out as gifts, too.

I would love to taste the food like this. However, if Hugh Acheson were judging, I would not be able to contain myself, so it’s probably best I just watch at home.

I think “Call Me Maybe” was the best version of this, but that might just be because it was the first one.

Only reason I’m watching. I may mute whenever he’s not on screen.

And still no enunciation problems that I can hear.

Right, and it’s not like there’s a history of the NFL or fans having a problem with rapists on the field, so it’s not like he’s going to lose his job.

My mom once suggested I wear more makeup “to draw people’s eyes up” and away from the rest of my body. She swears she never said this.