I hear semaphore is making a comeback.

Good thing she’s too dumb to know about PrEP or she’d be telling us it causes autism in adults.

What does it mean that I keep nodding my head to Mark Hoppus’s tweets? Is agreeing with Blink-182’s frontman a sign of the end times?

HOW DOES HE SOMEHOW LOOK YOUNGER?! How?

I’m tempted to hop down to the Wal-Mart in my backwoods, redneck town because I suspect these folks have not seen James’s video, and therefore the stock probably hasn’t been depleted. However, my refusal to shop at Wal-Mart causes a problem.

Also, library electricity costs her nothing.

Thanks. I’ve not tried grapeseed oil, and I could probably cut them thinner.

I think it’s just for the look.

Does your workplace have any openings? I can start tomorrow. :)

I’m still on the search for the perfect sweet potato fry recipe. I hate mushy fries but am convinced there’s a way to bake them and get what I want.

Is your period just red in color? If there aren’t snowflakes and reindeer coming out of your vagina, then your tampon has to have Merry Christmas on it.

Thank you, BCO, for I have found my life’s purpose: to be like that couple in the coffee shop.

I considered not clicking on the Mariah link because I really wanted That Billionaire to be a rapper’s name and didn’t want my fantasy to be dashed.

I worked on a show in NYC once, and at some matinee performance the audience was particularly unruly. They were audibly chatting with each other during the show, a couple of people called out to the actors when their characters did stupid things, etc. Once the curtain call was over, I heard an audience member loudly…

Where are you? Tim’s been looking.

Clearly Dr. Ruth meant to put out two different tweets, because a threesome with a sandwich is highly recommended.

Do you find many people who like Rita? I just figured the majority was in the hate category. Could not stand her.

I hope he doesn’t even address it. To give Trump more attention is beneath Last Week Tonight.

List of people not to fuck with:

Have you met you, Shia?