Any woman after visiting The Game: My neck hurts and my pants are wet only because I had to dry my hands on them.

I totally cheered alone in my apartment. I’ve been waiting for him to be off the show since the first episode he was in. I kind of feel sorry for Layla, except I don’t like her character much either.

Way to spoil the name of Zooey’s second kid. Jeez!

I was watching yesterday with this internal conversation:

‘Cause then the bosses will add 2 hours to the end of the day. It’s a Catch-22.

My friend is Ethiopian, and the custom is to give the child the father’s first name as the child’s last name. The mother keeps her name. So, everyone has a different last name. Imagine how fucked they were in the American school system.

I had a picture of Biden eating ice cream as my work computer background because it just made me smile. The man is a joy.

I wish you could have just said something like, “The students tend to vote for the nice kids.” Although if this mother is terrible enough to demand to see the votes, then there’s a reason her kid’s an asshole.

I agree. Why should this logic apply only to waiters? I want exceptional service from the teller at the bank, the butcher at the deli, the guy who changes the oil in my car, etc. I just have no obligation to tip them because they make minimum wage.

This news combined with the announcement that Lauren Graham is writing and Mae Whitman is almost definitely starring in the movie adaptation of “The Royal We” is making this a delightful Monday.

Best comment.

Heartwrenching tear-jerkers that will make you glad you bought those bulk tissues from Costco.

Saying, “I AM NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE.”

Why stop at one?

I think the worst was when she painted the basement black and attached the furniture to the ceiling. I would have broken my contract if I saw she was going to be my designer.

Also Milk Duds.

I’d like to know what the crying book is, please. I like crying books.

My first reaction was: Does he know what photoshopping he’s opening himself up to?

Absolutely. I used a deep dish one so I could get more filling in.

Definitely made me think of broken teeth upon collision.