I think AHS is the smartest move Ryan Murphy’s ever made. A one-season-and-done show that can be a pot of crazy is perfect for him

It’ll be the good kind of bad for maybe a season and then it will be the bad kind. It’s Ryan Murphy’s MO.

This is the same little girl who explained to her dad that he couldn’t call her “princess” because she didn’t have enough bracelets. Adorable.

He lives in Texas. Teenagers don’t have sex there; they practice abstinence only.

Up next, James better have Stevie on his show for a fucking hour. I will watch it twice.

I didn’t even notice. I was looking at her amazing legs.

Kumail, I would stare at you because you’re famous, hilarious, and v. v. attractive. Apologies to your equally awesome wife.

I was so worried it was going to happen again tonight. Then I would have to go on Twitter myself, and I can’t have that.

Fucking masterful is what I was thinking. Just perfection.

We need to extend your reach, clearly.

I really need to stop reading the comments on other articles and reaction vids about this. It pisses me off to no end the number of people who say she did the right thing because obesity is such a problem. Why do these fuckwads think that not shaming fat people equals turning a blind eye to the obesity epidemic? No…

I decidedly did not watch it because I knew it would make me feel awful about myself, much as I would steel myself against it.

Yoga Nerd, you’re doing it wrong. You’re not supposed to punch yourself in the face, you’re supposed to punch down. So much funnier.

I agree. I went on a date with a guy who liked to watch me eat. It bothered me that he liked most what I disliked most about me. I think if he’d shown any interest in me as a person rather than just my looks, I wouldn’t have been as creeped out. All I kept thinking was, “If I lose weight, he will find someone else.”

I want to come to this meet-up. I love them so much!

I promise I know that a few are spoiling it for the rest of you. We can blame my co-worker whose cubicle looks like an outpost of the campus store.

I did not care about the Jayhawks until I moved to the area, and now I hate them with a fiery passion. KU fans are annoying as fuck, and I can’t think of a better team’s mascot to eat spaceship dick on television.

I think it was the Big 12. They had a meeting about the incident with KState folks this week.

Me, too. I recognized Brittany Howard from Alabama Shakes, too, but that was it.