The internet says it’s her line, but she’s not selling any dresses on HSN yet. Grr.

Not just existing but daring to say they think they are beautiful despite their weight. How very dare they!

Reddit.

I had a boss tell me I was emotional after I sat through a 45-minute long meeting where he and his boss berated me for things I didn’t do. I broke down and cried at the end because that’s what happens when I get frustrated. I made it clear to his that my emotions were perfectly justified.

My parents would give us interesting money. Like $2 bills or fifty cent pieces. I think I still have most of it. One time I did ask the tooth fairy for a ring, “like real jewelry, not plastic” or something is how a phrased it. I did get a little ring with a blue stone in it. Turned my finger so green, but I loved it.

Clearly you just haven’t found someone who deserves you.

Pete Davidson always makes me laugh. I am in the camp of not getting Kyle and Beck’s shorts, though.

That explains it. I don’t like bar-level chairs, but if it’s for a talk show, then it’s sensible.

IDGAF about that chair, Chrissie, but I will gladly take that dog.

It’s from the line of uniforms that Christina Applegate’s character was revamping on Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead. (I may have recently watched this on HBO and therefore the reference feels topical.)

Yoko gave the directive to touch each other. Remind Dwayne of that, and today will be your lucky day.

I had heard that once you got into your thirties, you just stopped caring so much what others thought of you. Whether that was true or I had just decided it was true, I became far less concerned with the opinions of me from people I didn’t respect. It’s been such a relief. I’m not going to claim I’m completely…

Of course, but if I have surgery that affects my mammary glands, then I’m increasing the chance I won’t be able to breastfeed.

Breastfeeding is the concern I have. However, I’m 36 and still don’t have an SO to plan kids with, so I may just decide that it’s a small price to pay to not lug around 44F breasts.

It took me a moment to realize that “don’t bring horses to the club” wasn’t a euphemism for anything.

It’s ground up dried mushroom. It came in what looked like a Ramen flavor packet. Her dad’s company made it in Taiwan, so she had an endless supply. It was supposed to boost her immune system and just make her healthier in general.

My college roommate used to drink mushroom powder in her Coke. Like right out in the living room in front of everyone as if she has no reason to feel embarrassed.

It’s true. They are at every fringe. Idiocy has no political affiliation.

This story is most excellent.

Plus I think there was some sound delay, so it made her look bored when there was a pause.