I looked real close for Cheeto dust on her fingers, and I didn’t see any.

When the Supreme Court decision on marriage equality came down, I saw that someone on Tumblr posted: This is what Macklemore died for.

Dentists have the second highest suicide rate of any profession.

My dad is a dentist. He brings in about $120K a year. So, not hurting, but also very unable to drop $55,000 on a big game hunting trip.

I watched Make It or Break It and loved it despite her. Of course, she was basically playing herself, though I didn’t realize what a nutty Christian she was at the time.

Also, do you keep the lint roller in your pocket? Because what kind of bulge is that going to make? Have one of your entourage hold it? Man bag? I couldn’t even tell you the last time I used a lint brush.

I’m putting Dunzo on the list for my kid’s middle name because I read this creatively.

I let those people down on Fifty Shades that I’d grown to really love and respect.

Yes! Good answer. This is why Mendel did all that work.

I guess it depends on whether Fitty’s dad is 75 Cent or One Dollar. Are we counting by 25 or 50?

These guys are so serious about their product! However, I would help Curly McAccent hide his boner.

• Age has made Kristen Stewart “smarter and calmer.” [People]

That is phenomenal. However, I have no regrets taking SHIELD off my Hulu list. I had to force myself to watch it, so it’s gone.

I thought it looked like he was sucking in his cheeks. Regardless, he’s fooling no one.

I don’t even know what she was trying to say!

Order the Colombian coffee then bitch and moan about how all Colombians are drug dealers.

“I had a reverse reaction...”

For kids!

I’m an older sister, and my brother recently summed up our childhood perfectly: he stuck with physical scarring while I took emotional scarring as our way of fighting with each other.