I don’t want to see anyone kiss Bruce Willis.

I loved Eli Stone. Too bad not many others did.

I thought it might be one of those genie-tent type houses that looks much smaller on the outside. Turns out it’s 60 square meters, which is v. disappointing to my imagination.

I thought it was Michael Jackson.

Like this one. I can’t believe I’m unable to find a gif version of him imitating Russ Hanneman on Silicon Valley. (Such an excellent show.)

This looks like a medium steak in the picture, but yes, I prefer mine medium-rare.

Related to Don’t: Be a “Susie Sunshine” is Don’t: Be a “Debbie Downer.” If the person is trying their best to put a cheerful face on at work, don’t come around with an overly sympathetic face, asking solicitously if they’re hanging in there when they’re doing their best to put it out of their minds and get the work…

Fuuuuuuuuuuck you for this. Drool on my keyboard makes the IT people pissy.

They look like they are plotting your demise.

Also of note, ABT now have their first Filipina-American principal ballerina in Stella Abrera.

I’m so sorry. I didn’t intend to re-traumatize everyone on The Muse. We should all gather and watch just the beginning to feel better.

But his horse died in the Swamp of Sadness.

Never too far.

No, Tyra, I do not understand that problem. I eat the fries and eat the burger and then kind of want want some chicken nuggets after that. I live in the real world.

So much this today, Tweet Beat. STFU, Kirstie.

I thought the flag was for when you leave mail in the box for the postal worker, not for when your mail has been delivered.

I have the same problem with Bill Hader and Jason Sudeikis, which is ridic because I love them both immensely.

Yeah. I thought, what does it say about me if I watch that video? I know there’s no way I will know the person.