Anti-rapist =/= anti-male, you fuckwit.

HALLELUJAH!

That is fucking brilliant.

something called “interpretive jiggery-pokery.”

I don’t condone it, but I understand why he did it. There are too many dumb-dumbs on the internet who will use that information about his ancestors to say he must be racist, too. Of course, those idiots probably don’t even need the geneology stuff to make that claim.

I’m envisioning my imaginary version of you having just gotten out of the shower and trying the boob smoosh/cover with one arm in the mirror before brushing your teeth in the morning.

I saw him referred to as a thumb-looking motherfucker. I like it. I told my co-worker he looked like a pile of mashed potatoes, but she didn’t agree.

Yes, I did.

I would like my waist to look like hers if I wore a dress like that. Yes, I realize I should embrace what I have, but she’s so pretty.

He’d already done his interview and was backstage while she was doing hers.

I’m now realizing that someone else already started a thread like this and I just skimmed past it. Oops!

Yeah, then the Newtown shooting happened, I think, which made them scrap talking about Gone Girl. I’d love a Jezzie book club.

Because Hilaria has to take a post-baby break, and Bethenny saw a void that needed to be filled.

For those of you who are into YA, here’s what I’ve read and loved the last few months:

I read Eleanor & Park first then expected Fangirl to be just as good but was disappointed. I say give E&P a shot before giving up on Rainbow Rowell.

A child after my own heart. Plus I know I’ll have to watch it again when I see the Oscar-nominated animated shorts showcase next Februrary. Probably right about the time I have that ukelele out of my head.

I just figured they were near Hawaii.

I adored this movie. I saw it twice over the weekend.

Axe.

VonQueso, voting against your interests.