You need to check your ovary privilege at the door.

With you. I think I never got over my dislike of Maureen from Rent, but in general I find her voice grating.

Clearly this is because women who want to get abortions are dumb. They don’t realize that being pregnant means there’s actually something living in their uteruses, thus the abortion provider has to show them visual proof before providing the abortion.

At first I was thinking, “Uh, no she totally was NOT in Bend It Like Beckham.” but holy crap, she was in Bend It Like Beckham!

And he’s pretty aware of the world around him. I feel like he’s always explaining “hip” things to Paul. (Please note I’ve watched exactly 2 episodes of this show, but this is my takeaway.)

He has nothing to apologize for with that Kim K. joke. I have it saved in my favorites on YouTube and giggle uncontrollably when I watch it.

Valid points. Hmm, rethinking. I’m still debating whether I’ll watch season 2 completely.

I want to be about Will Forte, but he created Tandy! If he were only starring in the show, I could forgive him, but since he writes it, I am judging him so hard.

You are blessed. Truly. Do not seek out any information, especially not the Kwanzaa cake video. Not even sarcasming here.

Same for chocolates with hazelnut ground up in it. Only allergic to whole nuts.

I had an internship after college that didn’t go very well, so I came back to live at home and work whatever job I could find. For almost a year I was miserable and would sometimes cry all the way to my shitty job. My mother told me that if I didn’t find a job in my field or something that made me happy, she and my…

My mom got mom drunk off wine at Thanksgiving and said to my cousin about her sister, “Isn’t your mother such a bitch?” Too bad my cousin couldn’t answer honestly with my aunt sitting at the table.

I want them to keep her there for the number of hours she has remaining. That wouldn’t be so difficult to accommodate, right?

My dad is also a dentist. He tells me to rinse with a capful of hydrogen peroxide twice a day for a month and your teeth will be several shades whiter. It works. Plus it’s a lot cheaper than white strips.

That guy makes me want to go jogging and put on real pants for most of the day, i.e. the opposite of eat McDonald’s.

I feel like it would have been better to admit this from the beginning rather than months later be like, “Ya caught me!” You just look worse for lying. But maybe this thought process is why I’m not famous.

It’s a long A, so like Dave pronounced it. So, if no one has corrected you, they don’t know either or they’re jerks for not helping you out.

Yes, it’s a shock. Stadium food, expensive? Who knew?

Well, it is the home of Vienna Hot Dogs, so the product doesn’t have to travel far. I can’t believe I’m extolling the virtues of “fresh” hot dogs.