He does creepy, vacant acolyte very well.

Same.

North: Da fuq you wearing, Daddy?

Yeah, I was wondering if I was blind. They mention Kanye and a torn shirt, but I don’t even see him.

I want to know how her husband feels about it.

Stopped in Darwin, MN to see the big ball of twine, so at least there was that.

I didn’t realize until after that I didn’t really want to go to Fargo. But it was a nice weekend away from my crazy roommate.

Barely. I was living in Minneapolis for a short time and really wanted to go to Fargo, ND, so when I drove back I figured I’d drive straight down through S. Dakota and then straight east. Because whenever else was I going to bother going to the Dakotas/I was too far from anything interesting in SD.

And I'm really, really hoping Jessie Mueller will star. This musical is going to be awesome.

Just last night I was kind of feeling sorry for my upstairs neighbor. I know he has a girlfriend, but I’ve only heard them having sex like twice since I moved in 9 months ago. I was hoping he spent a lot of time at her place since he has a roommate.

But we’d never have that hashtag if they didn’t close down.

Sigh. All the good pranks usually result in jail time.

First they'd have to recognize that you are gay from birth conception just like race and gender.

You can tell from her hand gestures that she's a real singer.

Pssh, I bet Chester doesn't even get invited anymore.

You have needle-like claws, you dumbass squirrel! Just stab it! Stab it! Ugh!

One look at L. Ron's creepy, smirky face in those videos should be enough for any normal person to GTFO.

Isn't it the baby version of LEGO? is what always goes through my head.

Here we go.