It's always been my dream that my boyfriend would lack imagination and get me the same gifts he's gotten previous girlfriends. I mean, if I'm really lucky I'll get the engagement ring his ex-fiancee gave back to him.
I would rather the show be CANCELED than Larry return.
I wasn't sure if her hair was wet or greasy, but maybe CK likes the ambiguity.
I agree. Only idiots are going to fall for this, and when it doesn't work, you're going to have a truckload of pissed off dummies.
So, how did they arrive at the pricing? Because I think I could probably find this at Home Goods or TJ Maxx or Marshalls for about $20. Do you think the price is maybe more than the original cost because it was touched by Oprah?
No, no. It's her garbage CAN. And her broken shit.
I can't watch this without secondhand embarrassment. I don't know why. When she started in with the "British" accent, I had to stop it.
Cover. Your. Creases.
Um, I was under the impression there were no other directions. How have I lived my life? I guess there is New Directions, but that show's over.
THIS IS ALL I SEE!
Like hell I'm going to video the cat while he drags a slice of pizza over my freaking keyboard.
Maybe, except I don't like the individual components. I've been thinking I should give corned beef another try, but smelling it when my mom made it every St. Patrick's Day growing up just turned my stomach.
It's the gooeyness of it, I think. I frequently curse Colin and his tight stock photo game.
I don't even like Reubens and I want to eat this.
On the plus side, she posted a picture of herself with the article, so now everyone knows who to look out for!
Or if you do drugs or smoke or drink alcohol. No, wait, he decided alcohol is "oooooookay."
I was just at Target last night checking these clothes out. I thought that top bluish-green shirt might be okay, but that mullet thing totally kept me from even trying it on. I agree, my overall impression was that everything was shapeless and ugly prints. I couldn't even muster up enough enthusiasm to purchase one of…
When music notes come out of your pussy when you come and rainbow light fills the room. Kinda like a Disney movie. You've never had?
A man with a nice butt in slightly loose, thin sweatpants with no undies? Yes, please.