Good point about Hillary, but I don't have as much of a problem with that because it seems like she actually has a shot. Probably also because I'm a lefty and biased.

How many presidents ran and lost a presidential campaign before winning one? Trying again when you've already lost once, or however many times Donald Trump has thrown his hat in the ring, seems ill-advised.

This is right up my alley. I mentioned to a friend this weekend that when I get engaged, I'm not telling anyone until after I'm married. Too much hassle.

Don't knock using McNuggets Sweet and Sour sauce on your third degree burns until you've tried it.

You know what hair accessory I miss? These barrettes. What the fuck happened to 'em?

I agree with your Fresh recommendation. I love it! I wash my face once a day and the large tube lasts me about 9 months.

He just looks so completely different without the beard. When I first saw the trailer for A Most Violent Year, I didn't recognize him, and Inside Llewyn Davis was one of my favorite movies last year.

I've been searching for that elusive, "My Lips But Better" lipstick/gloss that people talk about. I'm going to cross whatever this is off my list.

I guess if I had a private plane I could look so fresh upon disembarking. (Prolly not, let's be honest.)

I always figured the people who knew global warming existed changed it so they wouldn't have to hear about how it couldn't exist when it's snowing outside. The idiocy raises my blood pressure so much!

Have you checked the top of your head?

I'm going to need one of these scarves for personal safety. Time to swap out these heavy ass quarters in the bottom of my handbag.

They would probably do well together, in the way that people who look alike do well together. Their eyes and smiles are almost identical!

I had a wonderful therapist for 3 years then moved far away. It's been a couple of years since I talked to her, but I sometimes have the urge to send her an email just to let her know how I'm doing (better). Is that weird to do?

I just thought it was a throwback Thursday photo. She looks normal. Of course, then I noticed the bendy door.

Low bar.

That looks like Jaden Smith's tweets strung together into a blog post.

Wouldn't your nemesis be the Ignore Call button?

And have company cats to evilly stroke.

I'm amused that you think Stalin and Hitler would be amongst their nemeses. FRC would totally be Axis.