Her finger's probably tired.

Why would St. Louisans call it Panera when it started as St. Louis Bread Co. and is still called that in St. Louis? I mean, if people are pretending like they have no idea that it's called Panera nationally, then they're assholes, but otherwise it makes sense.

I never had a fondness for my hometown and you won't catch me eating pork steaks or Imo's, but this vitriol is a bit much just because you find Cards fans insufferable.

It's spelled Grant but he pronounces it Franff.

Interest level exceeded. (Something I intent to incorporate into my daily life.)

So every time her friends made a comment about their "best costume for today" she had no idea what they were talking about?!

I swear I saw a comment on BCO about how Julia Stiles was a terrible customer at some restaurant. Ugh, that comment will be impossible to find now.

After seeing that MPG pic, I now realize I'm a thigh woman. Those are very nice. Verrrrrry niiiiiice.

Fight against racist and bigoted fetuses!

My Amy Poehler-emotion is losing her shit right now. Cannot wait for this!

Maybe it doesn't, though! Maybe the majority of the time the women say no and then the video doesn't get posted. We can only hope this is the case.

As soon as I caught the gist of this, I thought, well shit, they could have been married by now.

I haven't watched this show in weeks, because all I need are your recaps, Mark.

Didn't Kim JUST get her hair dyed? Why does she need a touch-up already?

I hope they hand out ponchos to the whole audience. Wouldn't want to get any of that on me.

This gif in this context is the only time I've been even mildly amused by The Californians.

Totally thought it was Joey. Turns out it's Billy Joe because Joey doesn't have a tattoo sleeve. Sleeve tattoo? Whatever, no tattoos on his arm.

I'm very excited for the rise of Kimmy Schmidt gifs. Interest level infinite.

Yes, yes, yes to the only cutting when dry. Dear god this is important!