"Hozier's really brought the spotlight to that Andy Lennox dude," said the youths. "And hey, that Paul guy Kanye made popular is there, too."

I can think of nothing worse than breaking your teeth on a giant piece of shitty chocolate. Your co-worker should be reported to HR. Kinda kidding.

Like I need any more incentive to go to Canada.

Hershey exec logic: If we don't let them taste the other chocolate, they won't know ours is akin to eating wax.

Maybe kids from previous relationships? Nah, why give them the benefit of the doubt.

Right. Kelly is asking the wrong question. It's not "Why are people buying ice cream cakes in the dead of winter?", it's "Why are people buying Baskin-Robbins ice cream cakes at all?"

Judge me if you must, but I love The Fault in Our Stars and I love Nashville (Well, I used to love it, now I tolerate it.) so this is such a perfect combo for me.

Well, this will definitely result in a War on Women graphic from Fox News, right? Crap, that's right, they only talk about the War on Things that Aren't Actually Being Marginalized.

I kind of feel the same way, but I'm conflicted because I don't want to contribute any money to this movie. Ugh!

I love everything about how this train wreck is unfolding. It's more than I could have hoped for.

Aaaaah! He kind of looks like he has a Hannibal Lecter mask on.

I have an ice cube tray that looks like that guy's abs.

This seems safe and necessary.

Same artist?

Your privilege is showing.

It's her baby sister. I don't know why my brain stores this shit.

Because patriotism. I think the backlash from "those liberals" probably made people go see it just to spite sensible critics.

I love everything about this. I want to hang out with these ladies and swallow ping pong balls.

Please leave your wigs for us.

Well, this was over 14 years ago, so he still looked like he bathed occasionally.