The bigoted riflefuckers are super triggered today. They should really take the opportunity to exercise the 2nd amendment on their own foreheads.

Jack you forgot one, he literally said “the buck stops with everybody.” 

With every passing day I still can’t believe that our nation’s election system, and millions of absolute brain dead idiots somehow made this asshole president. 

PENZEY’S Motherfuckers!!

Talk about dedication to his players, he went out and got CTE to show his solidarity

Yeah, good thing girlfriend’s not in charge of the negotiations.

“A huge number of our parents, especially our fathers, are drinking alcohol constantly. You may not realize that because new technology has made it all but odorless, but it’s everywhere, and that’s not an accident. Once our leaders understood they could get rich from alcohol, alcohol became ubiquitous...Try having…

1: What the everloving fuck?

He’s basically a 6th grade bully who never grew up, and all his supporters are the kids who happen to somehow be even dumber, so they look up to him. He’s the kid who threw a tantrum until his parents bought him one of those fake Time magazine covers with his face on it, then framed it and put it over his bed.…

xenophobic Trump supporters

“But...but Corporal Singh was was a brown guy! He was shot by another brown guy? A...and...and the brown guy obtained his gun legally?

I dunno. It feels very Socerer’s Apprentice to me — we didn’t unload any trolls, we just chopped them up into smaller and smaller pieces, and they became more trolls.

Hold on! This murder was carried out with a gun, so based on every Fox News host since the very first mass shooting, this is clearly not a time to politicize deaths. We must offer thoughts and prayers to the gun and pledge allegiance to the NRA, one nation under guns, shooty shooty bang bang for all.

Because in space, the drill rotates YOU !

a) he started serving it last season

Reporter asks Sarah Huckabee Sanders about potential plans to pay for the border wall: “Have you done the math on that?”

“I think it’s great that his wife doesn’t have to drive a clunker,”

Trump dying because of a rage stroke (possibly while on the toilet) has to be the odds on favorite for cause of death.

Outlaw Twitter before we are all killed by the exponentially expanding cloud of toxic fame-whoring.

Well all of this is stupid and I feel worse for knowing it. Oh you crazy famewhores grasping for relevancey with the bottom of the barrel. What kind of #’s does Qanon really have here? Is it just a loud few (maybe hundred) thousand or is it in the millions? I guess Papadopoulos’ book sales would be kind of a gauge.