Just use the 30 second jump and suck it up.

If they suddenly put a new addition onto the new Meadowlands, we'll know where to look for you.

If that guy in the middle thinks I'm just going to stand here and let him pelt me with water balloons with that winger, he is sorely mistaken.

This makes me want to play Intellivision.

@TRV: +1 on your trig test.

I wouldn't worry about Cueto too much. With Dusty as his manager, he's got 1, maybe 2 years left in him.

@Jobu81: Goddamn, this is one wacky game show.

They call her "Trish the Dish".

SHIRTLESS OBAMA

It's womanbearpig! Excelsior!

Someone on the NY Post site nicknamed that dude "The Predicament." +1 to that person .

What sort of cell phone picture were you planning to get?

That Everclear guy is dead now, right?

@Billy Clyde Puckett: At least then it would have blocked the "lights" that got in his eyes. Oh, and while your at it, throw that hat away and get a new one to wear properly.

@Saved By Zero: Must have been the Iron Sheik

Do NOT go to an Oakland BK just because the Fillmore BK is out of Twilight collectibles. Now you know.

@AzureTexan: Excellent, that ranks right up there with the time my wife saw Pam Ward for the first time and said, "Who is that guy?"

If Mansfield doesn't stop chasing that Retired Army Officer, he's going to get busted for stalking.

I glanced at those tickets and thought it said "Cubs American League Champions." After watching them all year, I'd imagine that the Vegas odds are better for that than the Cubs making the World Series.

You're the worst character ever, Towlie.